1. She complains all the time about every single thing.
2. She is a drama queen
3. She gets angry looks like a scrunched up troll doll
4. She screams and yells at me for not doing things her way, even though they are already done
5. She gets mad for not doing what she be HER job correctly
6. She expects me to be the parent of her child
7. She yells at me for being loud
8. She criticizes me all the time
9. She makes me feel not good it enough to be her daughter
10. She is sarcastic and basically tells me I am stupid and ugly
11. She tells me I won’t be anything in life.
12. She basically spits on my fears and dreams
13. She is a crazy woman
14. Sometimes she makes me feel like leaving and never coming back

• Daughter: Hey mom, I found some old DVDs in the basement. Can I watch them?
• Me: Yeah go ahead. What are they?
• Daughter: They all say Glee on them.
• Me:
• Daughter:
• Me:
• Daughter:
• Me:
• Daughter:
• Me: Santana,call down your sisters,Rachel,Quinn and Brittany. It's time your mom tells you a story.

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Preview/Information: 

Falling in Between is a novel written by the new author Devon Ashley about a young woman who almost dies drowning in a lake she jumped into to impress a boy she has liked for a long while. When she is dying she meets a guy named Chance in the between, but then is saved. However, every time she falls asleep she dreams of Chance and starts dating him in her dreams and dates the long boy crush, Robert, when she is awake. At first she believes all of the sexual rendezvous with Chance are all in her head, but she comes face to face to him in her day life. She has to choose between the guy she has a real relationship with or the guy in her dream land. 

My Take on the Novel: 

This book was a quick and hilarious read. When I read the summary for the book I was interested, but had no idea how it would end up and which guy she would choose. The main character Jenna is a complex character, she has been a ward of the state since she was three, when her adopted parents gave her back. Yeah, just by that sentence, you know she has some issues. She goes to a very expensive and well established private boarding school on a scholarship with her best friend Sophie. She is insecure about everything including love. No one has ever truly loved her expect Sophie and so I think that is why she is so confused throughout the novel about what to do about Chance and Robert.

After the accident happens, Jenna’s world turns upside down, her crush finally notices her and she has sexy dream guy to use to get her sexual frustrations out. This book had a lot sexual innuendos, provided by Sophie, her boyfriend Jhett, Chance and Robert. Annnnd a lot of sex, but it was good sex so it was fun to read. At first, I really wanted her to end up with Chance because he really helped her to open up and be comfortable with him, but I think what she had with Robert was real true love. Because at the end of the day, I believe, at the back of her mind, she knew what she had with Chance was a dream so that is why she let go so fast with him. I love Robert personally because he is so trusting and forgiving all through their relationship, and duh he saved her from drowning! This story has love, HUMOR, sex, and lots more. Read this book for a break from your life. 

Where to get it:

This book is available at Barnes and Nobles as a ebook and on Amazon as a paperback and also ebook.

Barnes and Noble ebook: $2.99

Amazon Paperback: $9.99

Amazon ebook: $2.99

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